Hayden's Version of a Scary Story

Hayden LOVES scary stories. He used to ask me to tell him a scary story about 5+ times a day. Here is his version. I don't know how he does it! He always has a surprise ending. The other day in the car he asked for a scary story and I told him I was going to tell him a "real" scary story. I started telling him about this one time when I was in high school I was going to sleep and I heard this scratching sound under my bed. He stopped me right there and said, "Mom, you know I don't like scary stories, they give me bad dreams!" I'll never know how his mind works!